a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift
Comfort you when you’re sad
We all feel down now and then
But I’m here if you need me
Dave: This is one of the greatest letters of all time, it’s so brief:
"Gentlemen, you have undertaken to cheat me.
I won’t sue you, for the law is too slow.
I’ll ruin you.